باز از این متنهای انگلیسی با حال خورد به پستم گفتم براتون اینجا بذارم بخونید بلکه یه لبخند گوشه چهره یوبستون بفیته!چیه اول صبحی همه تون اخم کردید!واه واه،آدم دلش می گیره!!!!!!!...ولی خب این باعث نشه پست قبلی رو نخونیدها،چون دارم آمار متقاضیان رو می گیرم بعد که تعداد معلوم شد باید یه آدرسی نشونی یه جایی رو بدبد تا بتونم کتاب رو برسونم دستتون،فعلا....................................... ؟

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?

" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "Billionaire"

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor